Dear Woman With the Red Scarf,

We were on the same bus together today at about 4pm. You had on a white jacket, black pants and a red scarf. Plus, you were carrying a brown leather bag that was bursting with random things that kept on falling out and you were chatting on your cell phone.

Thank you so very much for glancing around the bus with disdain when you realized that you had to stand up because all the seats were taking. Also thank you for enlightening us with your cell phone conversation because you were practically shouting what you were saying.

I apologize that you had to endure your bus ride of all of 10 minutes with a 'bus full of freaks'. It must have done horrible things to your ego to be on a bus full of people that weren't of the same ethnic group as the one you were born into. I especially loved the way you glanced around and started telling your 'sweetums' on the other end of the phone conversation that you were stuck on a bus full of 'terrorists' and 'suicide bombers'. That and you went on about 'chinks' and 'Japs'. It was so very polite of you to do that.

And then there was how you were glancing around and saying just how unsafe you felt because there were so many of 'those people' on board the bus (you know, that comment you made after saying just how full the bus was of all those "damn terrorists").

With your bleach-blonde hair and hate-filled blue eyes, I'm sure that Hitler would have loved to meet you.

I sincerely hope that I never see you again because you were just a horrible bitch. If you have such a problem with people that aren't of Scandinavian descent, I suggest moving to northern Europe. Just a little suggestion.

Cheers.