Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Dear Moronic Bitch,

Today, I was in the only line for the bus that I take. The. Only. Line.

The bus rolls up and people start filing on. I was third in line. To be fair I was actually the first person at the bus stop, I just didn't join into the line until the other two people showed up. You showed up maybe two minutes before the bus rolls up. You're somewhere by the garbage can (perhaps you should have stayed there...?) and then you go to the very front of the line - despite the fact that there's approximately 15+ people in the line behind me waiting to get onto the bus.

The guy in front of me steps onto the bus. That's fine, he was ahead of them. Then you step right in front of me and I take a step forward to go onto the bus and then you turn around, glare at me and call me a cunt for trying to 'butt in line' ahead of you. And then you go onto this whole spiel of how "preteen girls need to learn to show respect to their elders".

Seriously? Seriously?

Eighteen is not "preteen". Preteen is generally a term reserved for 11 and 12 year olds. And if you really want anyone to show you some respect, maybe you ought to show some common courtesy for the rest of the people in the world. Like... getting in line. And waiting. Just like everyone else. Plus, calling someone a cunt for wanting to get onto the bus when they were waiting in line long before you were in the line is a very rude thing to say.

So no... I don't really feel that bad for calling you a moronic bitch today. I should feel bad for it. If it were anyone else, I probably would. But I don't really feel bad about it at all.

Sincerely,
Annoyed

P.S. Readers, this lovely woman appeared to approximately mid-30s/early-40s. Really, show respect for that? No, thank you.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hehe did u actually call her that to her face?
Cal

Abhorrent.Phantasm said...

Oh wow. I kinda giggled a little. I wouldn't have been very nice at all, probably. It reminds me of yesterday, at Sam's Club. My father got in line and suddenly this guy appears out of nowhere -- an employee, mind you -- and starts complaining about how we cut in front of him. I love how you write your blog entries. It makes them so much more interesting.

Signed, a fellow Nanoer.

squiggle said...

I found this blog through Phantasm's blog up there and I read a few letters and I lolololol'd. I love these! :D

Signed,
Another NaNoer

blizzylizzy said...

I found this blog through Phantasm's blog too! I love your posts and I have no idea how you come across these crazy people. I'm in BC as well and I take the UBC bus, but I've never come across as many interesting experiences than you. Or perhaps I'm just not looking hard enough? XD